NOW

Today, there will be Ludwigsburg. Good to be able to understand the language again. BREAKFAST TIME! Love.

J e H

LACK OF

If you're wondering 'bout the lack of pictures I've been to lazy to recharge the camera. Will try to it today. Amsterdam (or what a sorry excuse for it was) ... was.. WELL you see why their drug politics is not good. Everybody is SLOW, stoned and boring. Sorry amsterdam, you did'nt touch my heart :(

J e H

Onstage beating

Fuck!!

I feel alive in a way i´ve never before.

On the last song of the Combichrist-show i was upfront, by the stage rocking out.
Suddenly Andy started calling out "AUTO-AUTO!!! I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE" in the mic, and to respond I sprayed him with vodka-redbull to make him notice me.
He pulled me up on stage exactly by th chorus came in, and i started screaming "HAY YOU, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" with the song to the audience, who cheered to the novelty.
By the secound time th chorus came around Andy kicked me and I fell down.
Suddely things came raining down on me; Cymbalstands, synths..
I got totaly fucked over, and I got on my feet, screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" to Andy.

He smiled, gave me the mic and I screamed the chorus the last times to the audience, drenched in water at the same time...

I love theese guys.
Love..

Baguette, lavette, chofraise

Ok, I think this tour has peaked for me now;
Joe pissed on my hand
Z-marr has beaten me up more times then I want to think about
Andy lured me into drinking Vodka-redbull-piss
And finally Trevor whacked me in the face with a Baguette.
If Combichrist can´t kill me, nothing can.
And they´ve been trying.

Anyway.

France.

Apart from the dirty, dirty backstage I really like Paris.
This was my first visit and I liked alot of things; the architecture is amazing and its history reverberates through every street-corner and every direction.
We walked around an ancient graveyard in Montemartre and it was a beutiful day.
Sheere love.

The show

People seemed to really like us in Paris, to our supprise.
Allthough after the show things went to shit fast.
True to my usual style I dodge two yearning groupie-girls and wound up talking technical and music-topics with some fat guys. Yes! / no! / Shit, i never learn!

And then we spent an hour searching for a wine bottle-opener AT A FRENCH CLUB!
How can they NOT have a wine bottle-opener?
WHY would they give us 2 bottles of wine and no opener?

So eventually we smashed the bottles open and drank them.

After that the promoters made Combichrist buy some smashed microphones and things got pretty ugly. Arguements. arguements..

And the stage-hands at the venue obviously tried to steal Johan´s synths, hiding them away in the back of the stage.. Fucking froglickers!

I liked Paris alot, but I´m glad to be somewhere else for a while.
Sadly I think that was the last really punk venue on the tour, and iI like things punk..
So now Im looking forward to Zürich. to Rolf and Bruno.

Elliott out

PARIS, OY!

we are in paris. I hate the french but suprisingly so far they have been quite nice. i think it's just a charade.... soon they will show their true face!

fuck this shit.

Frankfurt

Shit

Coola byggnader..
Jävla Matrix-stadt.
Vi har kostymer.
Führern gillar det så.
Führern bestämmer ju.
Tyskland.
Untz-untz.
Min vänstra kind bränner.
Z-marr står för det.
Min öron-ringkula är borta.
Z-marr står för det.

Antia är ett namn från Holland.
Konstig skit.
Vodka.
Vodka.
Vodka.
Untz-untz.

Frankfruajkdf
franasdfkefurl
jkadsnfiir
asdjnadf
kksdflsdnmd

shit,.
drick kiss,.
det är säkert bättre än en örfil dag.
fraknfrut,
untzutnz
komma nu,
sen
shit.

Elliot out

ohh shit, here comes the cavalry!

Theres Polizei patrolling 'round the bus, and it's giving me "the Fear".
i aint got nothing to hide, but i fucking hate cops,and i especially hate the mind and the reasoning of a beat-cop.

It's the second day in Liepzig and im looking forward to play tonight...Itś gonna be fun on a bun!!

Last night after the bierstiefel me and Daniel wanted like one more drink, so we went to this Absinthe-bar and had some of the green ,nasty shit.
I hate the taste of it, and normally i get like wheelchair-drunk when i drink it, but i felt sober after drinking it, then Gabe and Daniel got some of the 90% A-green, but i only had a sip (thank god).
Me and Dan had to take a taxi home to the bus, cause he could'nt even stand up.

cya.
E.G.M.F.K.S